Pussy/Cat “Jokes”
Dear dudes everywhere: I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the jokes you try to make every 5 seconds about the word “pussy” being in reference to a cat aren’t funny. They’re not. Its not a matter of opinion- its a technical thing. These days cats are really not referred to as pussies. Occasionally maybe “pussy-cat,” but even that you don’t hear often. So if you say “Hey- your pussy is so soft!!” when you’re petting someone’s cat – its just too much of a stretch. It has to make sense on both sides- the cat side and the vag side. But you need the active use of the word “pussy” describing a cat (AND CAT ALONE) happening in a natural way on a regular basis in order for it to work on the cat side- and we don’t have that. And even if we did, it still wouldn’t be funny because the “joke” is made so goddamn often. Hope this helps.
Juliet Jack 